January 2011
25 posts
That awkward moment when *you look at him, *he...
bananarush:
“The most wasted of all days
is one without laughter.”
– E.E Cummings (via quote-book)
It’s his birthday today.. Not that i care but yeah, something reminded me. Sucka!!
Before sex, you help eachother get naked. After...
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's...
“Someone will always catch you when you fall, and it won’t be who you thought it...”
– (via 472239364) (via happythings) (via killerpussy)
I don't think people understand what just one...
When you listen to your iPod in public places.
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
“It’s refreshing to hear a guy say, “I made plans for us,” instead of the usual,...”
– (via mohfxckintiffany)
At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
When there's wind outside... your hair is...
Expectations:
Reality:
"Stalking" is a strong word. I like to look at it...
imaslytherinbitch: